{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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