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O‘rinbek Yoqubov was an officer in the 248th Rifle Regiment of the Red Army during World War II who was awarded the title Hero of the Soviet Union on 22 February 1944. He is distantly related to President of Uzbekistan Shavkat Mirziyoyev.
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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